Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Doughnut Delirium

Admittedly, I have a problem.  Ever since I quit drinking alcohol twenty five years ago I tend to want to mosey into a splendidly manic version of Sugar Land every so often.  Like every night after dinner.  I've been told the amount of sugar I consume every evening would probably turn an entire philharmonic orchestra into diabetics, but my blood sugar is fine. 

I think part of the deal is the diet I have developed over the last fifteen years or so, which is pretty simple.  I don't eat any food during the day.  Nada.  Nothing.  I know, strange.  But I'm not hungry during the day.  Why eat if I'm not hungry?

These days I wake up with my morning dose of Immunocal followed by a couple cups of coffee.  Then I drink water or tea all day, essentially fasting and flushing my digestive system.  Every day.  If I get a little hungry in the afternoon I might have a piece of fruit or a pretzel.  Then I'll have a reasonable and healthy dinner and, after that, Sugar Land.  Brazen.  Unabashed.  Glorious.  Sugar Land.

There is nothing reasonable in my Sugar Land.

I can consume the equivalent of a lot of sugar.  Every night.  Like, I might start with a piece or two of cake.  Big pieces too.  Then maybe I'll have a piece of pie, fourteen Oreos and a bowl of home made lactose free ice cream.  Topped off with a Baby Ruth candy bar.

Every single night.

Zoom.

I think another part of the non-diabetic equation is the fact I donate blood on a regular basis.  They maintain it saves lives, which is great I suppose, but I do it for personal reasons.  First of all, they're always really nice to you.  I think they have to be, it must be a rule or something.  I mean, they do want your blood.

Then they check your blood pressure, for FREE!  Then, as long as you're healthy and everything checks out, like you haven't been sharing needles with mad cows in Botswana they stick this enormous needle in your arm and suck out a pint of red gold.

Then the most important part of the personal process begins.  Your circulatory system begins what I call the "Corpuscle Hustle", working like crazy to replace that pint and essentially adding fresh new goo to the old.  There are a number of health benefits to donating, although staving off diabetes doesn't appear to be one of them.

I suppose consuming all that sugar can't be too healthy.  But the way I see it I should have drank myself to death a couple decades ago.  Times two or three!  So all this is BONUS time.  And why on earth shouldn't I enjoy a little sugar during bonus time?

Speaking of enjoying sugar, here's a song called "Sugar" by Sister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds.  Turn it up!

Sometimes it's a chore, figuring out this addiction.  Making sure I'm covered.  I mean, we live in the country.  It's not like if I get a sugar whim I can hop in the car and be hip deep in a bathtub of tapioca pudding in five minutes.  Sugar Land takes preparation.

Generally speaking, I mostly like to home make my addiction.  That way I know what ingredients are going in.  Plus, I make a pretty decent cake.  Pie.  Pastry.  Pudding.  I've got a screaming Tiramasu recipe, lactose free too.   You'd never know the difference.

But every once in a while I don't have time to create or bake.  In the kitchen that is.  I also don't bake much during the summer.  So then I am forced, like every other substance abuser out there, to seek my subversive pleasure on the streets.  Fortunately I can find my substance in just about any dang grocery store or market on the planet.  It's that available.  No back alley dark dope dealings for me, my dope is right there on main street.  Just like my last dope was.

This dope makes me happy too, just like my last dope did.  But this dope is a heck of a lot easier on my constitution.  Plus I can legally Snicker while driving.

So there I was, at this grocery store in another town.  I'd never been there before, but I needed to get this, that and the other thing and it was a convenient stop.  While meandering through the large chain store, I remembered there was only a small piece of pie left from the last couple nights.  That wouldn't even get the train started on the way to Big Rock Candy Mountain.  I needed reinforcements.

But the reinforcement needed to have the right volume and content.  We were only going to be home for two more nights, so I didn't want to get a major deal, like an entire sheet cake.  And I needed some variety.  I can't do the same thing four nights in a row, like an entire sheet cake.  Not without some other sweet input.  It's imperative to mix it up.  Little bit of this.  Little bit of that.

I wandered by the cookie aisle.  Nothing I really liked was on sale.  Next door was the candy aisle, same thing.  Why is all the good stuff hardly ever on sale?

Then I found the bakery department.

"Hmmh.  Let's see.  There's some individual pieces of cake over there.  I could get two of those.  Or, hey!  What about a pie?    Nah, a pie would be too much.  But not if I rubbed some of the filling on my belly.  Then it could be the right amount.  Messy.  But the right amount.  Healthy too.  There's fruit in there somewhere." 

My mind scares me some times.

"A whole cake's too much volume.  Half would spoil.  But they're only $8.99.  We're gonna be gone for two days.  Maybe three.  Hey, there's doughnuts over there.  Wow.  They're pretty good sized.  Bigger than our local doughnut shop makes.  That's some generous icing too. Those look good.   I could get a few of those.  Rub one on my belly.  Let's see, how much are they?  Seventy nine cents each?  I could get like six of them.  That could cover two nights.  With the leftover pie tonight.  And ice cream."

"Or, let's see, how much were those pieces of cake?  OK, those would be a little more than the six doughnuts.  Maybe I should just get a strudel.  Those look OK.  Right volume too.  How much were those pies again?  $10.99?  AUFKM?  I can make a better one for half that.  Man, those doughnuts look good.  Six dollars for a dozen?  I'd never eat that many.  But $6.00 is less than the two pieces of cake.  Put together.  Hell, it's even less than a whole cake.  But I could never eat all of them.  Could I?  I'd have to, they wouldn't last four days until we came back.  They'd be hard as a rock."

"I could eat maybe eight over two days.  Considering the size, seven would be ideal.  How much were they again?  Seventy-nine cents?  Times seven?  Might as well get a dozen.  It's only forty-seven cents more.  That means I'll be paying less than ten cents each for the remaining five.  So who cares if I don't eat them all?"

It's a blessing,  And a curse.  My mind, that is.

And so, mentally and possibly physically drooling I went on merry jaunt down doughnut lane.  A dozen big beauties were cast unto my basket.  Two of them were MASSIVE.  Almost the size of Alabama.  A fritter and an apple filled something or other.  And the icing, ooh, the icing.  Gobs of pretty icing.  Lucky me.

My little dalliance with doughnuts began at an early age, as it should with any human child.  My earliest remembrance was getting a couple on Friday nights to have for breakfast the next morning.

That was back when my parents first separated, when I was eight.  Every Friday night Ma would take my older brother and I out to dinner at a local shopping mall's food court.  Inexpensive international cuisine at it's finest.  I think there were six different food outlets.  Mexican, Italian, Chinese, German, American and Swedish.  Or Kurd.  I have no idea.  I was eight.

We would individually choose our no where near gourmet cuisine and then meet up at a table in the big, open dining area.  After dinner we would mosey over to the candy and bakery shop, where the all encompassing aroma of fresh made caramel corn was always emanating from.  There we'd get a little dessert and some doughnuts for breakfast.  Then we'd go grocery shopping.

That was our Friday night ritual for a couple very dark childhood years.  Saturday morning doughnuts were a bright little break from Pop Tarts, oatmeal and gruel.  Wonderful, frivolous, soft, warm and fuzzy objects of sweet doughy delight.

Mmmh, doughnuts.

Around the age of fifteen, when beer entered my consciousness, my dalliance with doughnuts diminished.  I was getting plenty of calories and sugar from hops and barley.  But then five years later my Dad and I we're heading back to the office after donating blood.  Lo and behold, a Winchell's Doughnut Shop appeared.

And I said, "I don't think I've had a doughnut in about five years."

Dear old Dad pulled in and we walked out with a couple dozen doughnuts in tow.  The nurses tell you to increase your food intake after donating, so we were just following instructions.  Plus there were two other people back at the ranch, so it wasn't like we were being gluttons or anything.  Although I think I ate six on the five minute ride back to the office.  I ate another few there.  The love affair was back.  After I threw up, of course.

Mmmh, doughnuts.

Besides offering my gastronomic pleasure center unparalleled satisfaction, nay, jubilation, doughnuts have also played an important role throughout my life with a particular stressful, physical and hectic life event, moving.  A box of doughnuts on the disorganized and cluttered kitchen counter will always ensure a safe and mostly break free move.  I say mostly because if friends and beer are involved all bets are off.

Doughnut Nods:

When we were moving back to Nevada County from Oregon we discovered The Jelly Doughnut in Grants Pass, Oregon.  The rows of bright, sugar sweet glorious doughy treasures beckoned like a siren's call would to a fat man in a Winnebago.  Generous icing once again played a role in my selection, and I was helpless as they sashayed seductively, softly and sweetly beckoning to me.  I left with a dozen then too.  Just for me.

If you are ever in Portland, Oregon, you simply MUST give Voodoo Doughnuts a look.  They are by far the most creative doughnut outlet I have ever had occasion to visit.  Their selection is eclectic, endless and also quite yummy.  They bust the mold of traditional doughnut-dom, venturing into a veritable fairy land of doughy delight.

Closer to home there's Sun's Donuts in Marysville, Ca.  They offer up some truly appealing wonders of enticement.  They must be doing something right, they've been there over twenty-five years.

Daily Donut, our local shop in Grass Valley is OK.  I mean, they're the only game in town so if I need a fix, well, that's where I gotta go.  But I've had better.  Like in Grant's Pass.  Or Portland.

Then there's Krispy Kreme, which has made an indelible impression upon my taste buds and tummy.  What's not to love about Krispy Kreme, except maybe an expanding waste line?  It's probably a good thing the closest one is about forty miles away.

Brief Doughnut History:

Doughnuts date back to the mid 19th century,when the crazy Dutch were making  olykoeks, or “oil cakes.”  These early doughnuts were simply balls of cake fried in pork fat until golden brown.  Because the center of the cake did not cook as fast as the outside, the cakes were sometimes stuffed with fruit, nuts, or other fillings that did not require cooking.  Hence dough nut.

Hansen Gregory, an American ship captain, had another solution to the fillings. In 1847 Gregory punched a hole in the center of the dough ball. The hole increased the overall surface area, exposure to the hot oil, and therefore eliminated the uncooked center.  Even though the nuts were gone, the name remained.

Doughnuts, of course, have no significant nutritional value.  Unless, of course, we're talking jelly filled.  Cause, you know, there's fruit in there somewhere.  Or cream filled.  Cause there's dairy in there.  I don't think there's much fiber and there probably shouldn't be.  A whole wheat doughnut does not sound good.

Neither do plain cake doughnuts.  Why bother?  If you're going in you might as well get all lathered up, right?  I'm getting the biggest one with the most icing.  Period.

That kind of goes along with my old cocaine rules of engagement:

1-NEVER turn down free cocaine.  Unless, you know, you're over 60.
2-ALWAYS take the BIGGEST line.  Don't be shy.
3-NEVER get too serious.  Contrary to how you may feel after inhaling a rail of Colombian exuberance, you will NOT solve the world's problems from the living room sofa while you are higher than a kite.

People don't eat doughnuts when they're looking for a healthy alternative.  They usually don't do cocaine for health reasons either.  They're eating a doughnut because it takes them for a ride on the sugar train to Big Rock Candy Mountain.  And fills their tummy with joy.  Same thing with cocaine.  Coincidence?  I don't think so.

In the end I took down eight and a half of that batch.  My lovely wife had a half.  Three got tossed.  But not before I scraped the icing off.  With my tongue.

Immunocal News

Here are a couple of articles regarding glutathione and diabetes:  Health Central, Diabetes Journals.

Just in case you want to boost your glutathione levels due to massive sugar intake like me, here's a link to my Immunocal site,  Dave's Immunocal Site.  Because, as we're all slowly becoming aware, Immunocal is scientifically proven to raise glutathione levels in the body.
The research and discovery of glutathione`s importance, and the process to manufacture it within the body for proper circulation is relatively recent. Its awareness has straddled both alternative and mainstream medicine. Glutathione`s importance as an essential antioxidant is indisputable. The health ramifications for just this one single agent, internally promoted by proper precursors, are comprehensive and encompassing.

Our ability to produce and maintain a high level of glutathione is critical to recovery from nearly all chronic illness -- and to preventing disease and maintaining optimal health and performance.
- See more at: http://www.healthcentral.com/diabetes/c/1071/101589/glutathione/#sthash.ePDz8eJU.dpuf
The research and discovery of glutathione`s importance, and the process to manufacture it within the body for proper circulation is relatively recent. Its awareness has straddled both alternative and mainstream medicine. Glutathione`s importance as an essential antioxidant is indisputable. The health ramifications for just this one single agent, internally promoted by proper precursors, are comprehensive and encompassing.

Our ability to produce and maintain a high level of glutathione is critical to recovery from nearly all chronic illness -- and to preventing disease and maintaining optimal health and performance.
- See more at: http://www.healthcentral.com/diabetes/c/1071/101589/glutathione/#sthash.ePDz8eJU.dpuf

Drought

As of this date our little homestead has received just over 33 inches of rain so far, compared to the 32 inches we received in each of the last two years..  Both water tanks were filled many inches ago.  We now have a little over 4,200 gallons of rain water stored.

Average annual rainfall  for our neck of the woods is 56 inches.  Let's hope we keep up the pace we're on!

Adventure

Yeah, I know.  This post was about doughnuts, can you believe it?  I promise the next post will be a little more adventurous.  "My Quest for Moby Trout" or "My Search for the Moby Grail" should be forthcoming shortly.  Another upcoming excursion will also be on tap for a couple posts, as will "Stairway to Oblivion" or "Why The Hell Am I Doing This?"

Hope you're enjoying a wild, wet and/or snowy winter!





Friday, January 15, 2016

I Got a Ticket

I got a ticket the other day, a month or three ago.  No, it wasn't a winning lottery ticket.

It wasn't a Ticket to Ride.  It wasn't a ticket to Paradise, either.

It wasn't the golden ticket for a little chocolate visit to Wonka Land, either.

It wasn't even a ticket to some grand event, and I've had lots of those.  Tickets to sporting events, rock shows, Broadway musicals and tractor pulls.  Which are really loud and utterly pointless.  Tractor pulls that is.  The rest of them things, while sometimes loud, can be oodles of fun.

Nope, this was a speeding ticket.  Issued by the California Highway Patrol.  Man, those guys can sure make a day go south in a hurry. 

And talk about a questionable call.  I was simply motoring along on our two lane country road at 47 MPH, speed limit 40.  It's what I do every day.  I mean, we live on a two lane country road.  95% of the folks who drive on this road do so around 45 MPH.  Some drive insanely faster, like 65 MPH, some drive marginally slower, like 35 MPH.

OK, to clarify, about mid way through our two lane country road commute to a bigger two lane country road is a little subdivision of about thirty-five homes.  Since it's a blindish intersection, the speed limit drops about a hundred yards before it to 25 MPH.  Because the folks trying to get out of there can't see vehicles coming at the blindingly fast speed of 45, apparently.

There are a couple solar powered warning signs in each direction that flash your speed a couple hundred yards before the intersection.  There is also a 25 MPH sign about a hundred yards before you get there.  99% of the time I slow down.  Nobody else does, but I do.  Why not?  It's a minor inconvenience.  Plus, there's solar activated warning signs on either side of the intersection to remind me.  It's easy and takes about eight seconds off my excursion.

So, this one Friday afternoon a week or three months or so ago I cleaned the carpets.  My lovely wife was out of town for the weekend visiting her twin sister.  I had the house all to myself.  Was a time I might have invited all my derelict friends over to smoke cigars, drink beer and play cards.  Now I clean the carpet.

Why do I, personally, clean the carpet?  Cause I do a better job then the pros and it's a helluva lot cheaper.

I rent one of those machines at the grocery store and buy a gallon of lemon scented ammonia.  I don't know why they call it lemon scented.  It doesn't have the clean, effervescent scent of fresh lemon, not even close.  It still smells like a haz mat cocktail, and any close inhalation normally sets your nose hairs on fire.  I suppose if you've got a forest in there that would be one easy way to clean 'em out.  You'd probably drop a few hundred thousand brain cells in the process though, so it might not be worth it if you were actually considering giving it a shot.
 
Besides burning nose hairs and killing brain cells, ammonia does a great job on the carpets.  It does just as good a job as the substantially higher priced "magic" carpet cleaning solutions they would have you buy when you rent their machine.  As a matter of fact, there's about $100.00 you could easily spend on about four different products.  I spend about $6.00 for a gallon of ammonia.  Does just fine.

I also go over the areas I am cleaning two to four times.  High traffic areas get even more attention.  A professional would NEVER do that.  At least I've never seen them do it.

It is a workout though.  Back and forth.  To and fro.  In and out.  Moving the furniture around.  Upstairs.  Downstairs.  On the stairs.  It was a good six plus hour workout for this old man.  Dang, I was tired.  Nevertheless I decided to take the machine back to the store so I didn't have to think about it the next morning.

As I approached the subject of describing my approach of the subject intersection, I became aware I really needed to describe the intersection first.  It's not really a four way.  Or a three way.  It's a somewhere in between there way.

One way goes into the subdivision, the other way used to go into a little back woods country nine hole golf course.  The road in is now gated, but there's a semi truck deep turnout, replete with bushes and trees.  A perfect spot for a predator to lie in wait for prey.

The old back woods country golf course used to be perfect for me and a bud of mine.  We only golf about four times a year so we are compatibly comparable.  We're hackers.  As a matter of fact, our golf scores and bowling scores are roughly the same, low 100's.  Our one rule is that you can't score more than 6 on any one hole.  Every once in a while we actually get an honest six.

Since we're not that great we're somewhat loath to spend a ton of dough on a pristine Pebble Beach.  This one was close, inexpensive and quick.  We could do nine holes in two hours, including commute.

But then, shortly after my lovely wife and I moved just a mile or so down the road, the old owner dude died and his three kids started bickering.  The little back woods country nine hole golf course closed.  It was only a very small portion of a MUCH bigger total of 165 contiguous acres the old dude had owned.  It took a couple years for the kid fighting to cease and the whole deal is now up for sale.   There's been rumors it might go as an overall development, which would bring a lot more traffic to our two lane country road. 

In the meantime, cows graze upon our golf course, they poop upon the greens.
It's overgrown, the birds have flown, here's hoping it stays an animal latrine.

As I approached the now over described intersection, I noticed the flashing warning sign on the south side was not operational.  That thought quickly vanished.  In its place came about six hundred thousand other thoughts of varied degree and tapestry.  Fortunately most of them weren't really relevant to just about anything, really.  Just random, silly thoughts.  And then, as I rounded the final curve right before the intersection, I noticed a CHP lurking in the shadows of the turnout.  And he sure noticed me.

I immediately slowed down, but as I passed he immediately swooped in behind me.  Then, since there was no safe place to pull me over for about a mile, he followed about six inches from my rear end.  Talk about tail gating.  Only, you know, I didn't really want to flip this guy off.  He stayed there, on my ass, until we were right in front of his home turf, the new CHP station at the corner of our road.  There's a lot of room to pull over there.  The circus lights came on.

Now, I am always polite to law enforcement.  This time was no exception.  Besides there was no way I wanted him to find the decomposing human body parts that were rotting in the trunk.  The smell of which I was trying to mask by smoking a joint.  So I hopped out of the car to greet him, smiling, smoke trailing behind.

Actually, I'm kidding.  I simply sat there, muttering and cursing under my breath.

He walked up to the window, asked for my pertinence and then proceeded to tell me why he pulled me over.

"You know...too fast....old people....can't see....slow down...enforce..."

Blah, blah, blah, blah.  I was still cursing.  Then I proceeded to tell him that I always slow down there, you know, except for just that one time.  But every other time I always do.  Honest.  I also mentioned the solar activated warning light was out, and that was my usual wake up for the intersection.  He conceded it was out and we yakked back and forth.  I almost thought I had him talked out of it but then he went back to write the citation.

As I sat there, I started thinking how I might possibly beat the ticket.  Sure, he clocked me at 47 MPH rounding the corner before the intersectionBut I was still a hundred yards from the actual intersection at that point and had slowed to 35 by the time I got there.  Plus the warning sign was non operational.  The more I thought about it the more I felt confident I could beat it.

Then he comes back and tells me he did me a favor by just writing me up doing 47 in a 40.  Instead of stating the safe speed was 25 MPH at the intersection.  The fact of which I think I could have beat.  Based on all the evidence previously presented.  How was I going to beat a simple 47 in a 40?  No mention of an intersection or anything.  He had me on radar.  I was sunk.

And I felt sunk.  I was bummed.  I returned the machine and bought a couple doughnuts.  Only doughnuts could console me now.  Was a time it would have been a bottle of whiskey.  Now it's doughnuts.

It's been about a dozen years since my last ticket.  And maybe a decade prior to that since the one before. 
I forgot how the whole process worked.

Was I supposed to get something in the mail?

Was I supposed to call them?  I had a phone number.  He wrote it on the ticket.

Would I have to go to court?  I didn't wanna go to court.  I don't like court.  I spent a lot of time there in another life and I don't like it one bit.  See "Late Night Letters to the Moon" for clarification.  There was a court date written on the citation for December 9th.  I needed to head that off at the pass.

A month into waiting for that damned envelope I finally called the court.  They said they hadn't yet received anything with my name on it.  They said stuff from the CHP takes a little longer to get in their hot little hands.
A week before my court date I decided to call them again.  They still had nothing, but a big batch of goodies from the CHP had just come in.  Mine should be in that sleigh, they said.  They'd extend the court date to the 30th and I should be receiving something shortly. 

Well, they did and it was.  Imagine my surprise when I saw the bail was $220.00.  Plus $66.00 if I wanted to attend traffic school and keep it off my record.  Talk about inflation.

$220.00 for driving seven miles over the speed limit?  Are you kidding me?  In an area where there are mostly squirrels.  As a matter of fact, for further clarification, I encounter a vehicle coming out of that intersection maybe one out of twenty to thirty passes.  That's how friggin busy it is.  It's a back woods country road folks. 

The actual cost of the ticket was $35.00.  Then they added a TVS Monitor fee of $3.00.  And a TVS penalty assessment of $99.00.  Whatever those are.  Then there was a court operations fee of $40.00.  And $109.00 designated to "other".

$185.00 of extraneous fees.  Apparently little criminals get to help support all kinds of county programs. The kicker, though, for me, was the traffic school fee.  Some government entity gets $66.00 just to allow you to take the class.  The class cost is extra.

There is a little silver lining in all of this.  I think.  Once the court got my money they sent me back a receipt and some paperwork.  Part of that paperwork included a fold-out listing about eight thousand online traffic school courses.  It also listed one specific school that was available for the Nevada County area.

I was confused.  I wasn't sure if that meant I could take an online class or if I had to take the one listed for Nevada County.  I surely wanted to take an online course on my own time and did not want to burn up eight hours on a Saturday in a room full of people who didn't want to be there.  Either.  There's simply not enough pot on the planet to handle that scene.

A bit confused, it all warranted another phone call to the court.  The nice gentlemen who answered the phone clarified the situation.  I could take any one of the eight thousand listed online courses or I could burn up a Saturday in a room full of people that didn't want to be there.  The internet class would also probably be less expensive he said.

Hmmh, let's see.

Vacation in war torn Syria or the coast of Spain?

Have lunch in a filthy gas station restroom or a restaurant?

Have all my limbs sawed off by that weirdo from Texas or just get a haircut?

Get a back massage by Terry Bradshaw or Teri Hatcher?

I opted for the online course.  In case you were wondering.

There's a gazillion online traffic courses out there by the way.  You just have to be sure the one you choose is on your county's approved list.  Which was pretty easy, cause, like I said, there were about eight thousand listed.  Non-alphabetically by the way.  If you wanted to go class shopping online for the best price it was nearly impossible to cross reference on the handout to see if they're approved.  So I made it easy.

I chose 5bucksonline.com, which was listed on my paperwork.   I mean, could there possibly be a cheaper site in the universe offering a certified traffic course?

And, having just completed their rigorous regimen, I can honestly say neither one of those words are true.  Rigorous or regimen.  It was $5.00.  Sign up was a snap.  They get all the pertinence and electronically mail the completion to your specific court.

They had a few up sales, like audio if you can't read.  Which is another thing I really wanted to avoid.

Let's see, I could listen to Jim Nabors in slow motion or Bon Jovi in record time.

I could drive to the corner liquor store for some Ho-Ho's and a cigar on a tractor or in a Ferrari.

Now granted, driving anywhere on a tractor is pretty cool.  Especially if Jim Nabors is sitting next to you singing.  In real time.  But those are good times, so you'd want to take your time and relish the occasion.  Traffic class is not an occasion to be relished.  I wanted out as fast as possible.

After signup there were essentially four stages of curriculum.  After each stage you had to answer with 75% accuracy a four question, open book, 5th grade level multiple choice quiz.

At the end there was a 25 question same as above test.

I probably could have simply taken the quiz's and challenged the final test and passed within their 75% perimeters.  Without reading anything.  But I dawdled and read a bit and probably spent a couple hours total in pursuit of an almost perfect 24 out of 25.  And the one I missed I think is suspect.  I think they're wrong.

At any rate, my ordeal is over.  They emailed me a certificate of completion and said they would also email said cert to the court.  I was supposed to follow up with the court a few days after to confirm they received it, which I did.  And they had.  Case closed.

The other day on our way into town my lovely wife asked why I had just slowed down. 

And I said, "Because, um, I just got through paying a $286.00 ticket for traveling too fast right here.  Spent an hour on a course.  It all happened.  Right.  Here.  Thank you very much."

I have yet to see another cop there and, as I mentioned earlier, I see another car there every few weeks.  And I am now, apparently, the only person on the planet who slows down there.

Oh well, it's not the first time I've been a trail blazer.

Animal Update

It is with deep sorrow that I announce the most recent addition to our family, Sammie, our ten month old  wonder kitten, was clipped by a car on the night of January 11th.  He was found dead at the foot of our drive.

It's a risk we take as pet owners, letting our cats outside.  Especially out here in the country.  Besides the road-which is to hell and gone from the house why in the hell was he all the way down there?-we have night critters that would love to dine on cat.

We've lost a few cats over our lifetime because they were outdoors, but the majority have lived long, healthy lives.  And we feel it's wrong to deny them all the wonder the outdoors has to offer.  A couple years back we buried our 18 and 19 year old kitties, who essentially died of old age.  They had been indoor/outdoor all their lives.


Losing a pet is sad anytime.  This one hurts a little more because he was so innocent.  He had just started going outside and was just learning his way.  Apparently he wasn't getting a second chance.  No "whew" for him.

He was the life of the party too.  When most cats would flee, Sam would be hanging out in a room full of people vying to be the center of attention.  He was also quite affectionate, sometimes lumbering onto our slumbering noggins in the middle of the night.  There he would curl up, essentially using our head as a pillow.  Then he would start purring and it would sound like someone was riding a motorcycle in your brain.  But we didn't dare move because he was having such a wonderful time.

Our other two cats as well as the chickens are fine.  We two humans are devastated, but we'll be fine.

News about Immunocal

Here's a link to an article about glutathione and Alzheimer's Disease: Elevation of Glutathione as a Therapeutic Strategy in Alzheimer Disease 

And, in case you didn't know, Immunocal is scientifically proven to raise glutathione levels in the human body.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Bern Baby Bern

I'm a pretty easy going guy, always have been.  Just ask anyone who knows me.

They'll say, "Ya, he's a pretty easy going guy."

I'm also all for everyone.  Do what ya want, say what ya want, think what ya want, eat what ya want, be what ya want, believe what ya want, have sex any way ya want, with whatever ya want, more power to ya.  Just be nice, be kind.  Kinky, but kind.  Do no harm and respect your neighbor.  The golden rule, that's my standard to live by.

I also believe that if you have a certain belief that you not aggressively impose that belief onto a non-receptive person.  Sure, everybody gets a chance at making a sale.  But once the door's been closed, time to walk away.  Leave it alone.  There's always another sucker down the road.

Respect.

It takes a lot to get me rankled too.  But boy, if you do.  Just ask anyone who knows me.

They'll say, "Ya, it takes a lot to get him rankled, but boy, if you do..."

I also don't generally discuss politics.  Especially these days and especially online.  There's rabid dogs on both sides of the fence and I'm just not into vehemence.  But I'm rankled, so I'm going in.  The stakes are too high.
 
If you haven't been able to tell by the title to this post, I would probably be considered a moderately liberal democrat these days.  If I were to be politically labeled.  It wasn't always this way.  I mean, I was once a registered Republican and voted for Reagen.  Twice.  I also think Nixon was a pretty good President.  I mean, except for the obvious.  But other than that, check his record.

And they all lie.  Bugging Democratic headquarters or just a Democratic bugger getting head, they all lie.

I'm now a registered Democrat, but then I've pretty much crossed party lines my entire voting career.  To me Republican and Democrat are merely labels.

Obviously one's personal life as well as situations happening in one's country and the planet evolve and change over time.  Hopefully our perception and understanding can evolve and change along with it all.  If not, more than likely, we're gonna get grumpy and want to throw food at somebody.  

Besides a little change in perception and understanding, sometimes called growing older, another interesting thing developed over the last couple decades which allowed my political affiliations to change with ease.  And that would be the incredible ultra right wing conservative evangelical shift in comprehension and ideals of the GOP.  Believers imposing beliefs.  Posers and impostors.  Main stream Democrats these days are what moderate Republicans used to be a couple decades ago. Wasn't that socialist leaning Eisenhower considered a Republican a half century ago?   Hell, he'd probably be considered a mid-stream Democrat today.

And then there are the candidates the GOP is rolling out this year.  Seriously.  I mean, half those people put the "bat shit" in crazy. The other half are too.  And they all lie.

Now I could certainly and quite blissfully go parabolicly derisive, lord knows there's enough material to do so.  And that's typically the direction most conservatives go when they are confronted with what they deem is liberal drivel when in fact, more than half the time, it is much more centrist and factual truth.  But I'm not going to froth at the mouth while I scornfully blast off facts because I don't want to completely alienate any conservative readers before they get to the end of this post.  If I haven't already.

I'm pretty certain the majority of my readership is going to like this post.  You may even cheer.  But I also know I'm going to piss off a few, but please, bear with me.  It's not the fact you have a different opinion I have a problem with.  It's how you arrived at your opinion. 

Look, folks are gonna disagree, I know this.  That's where spirited debate comes in.  And discourse, based on solid facts, is an intelligent way to convey and maybe even sway another's opinion.

But here's where and why and how I get rankled.  So many of the rude and vehemently derisive conservative comments, points, jabs and jeers I see and hear made these days are simply not true.  They're not true.  And it seems like one of the more popular sources of these ideas and lies is FOXNews.

Now I know what you conservatives are gonna say, "The liberal stations are just as bad.  They lie too."

Certainly.  They're all in bed with someone.  But let's take a look some facts anyway.  Just to humor me.

Punditfact, a branch of Politifact, an independent fact-checking and Pulitzer prize winning journalism website, put together profiles for CNN, CNBC and FOXNews.  In it they detailed just how honest each of the stations are.  I think the study was done in 2014.  While it's not a completely comprehensive profile (it would be almost impossible to fact check every single item said on each network) it's a reasonable measure of each station's truthiness.

Pundifact found FOXNews only told the truth 18% of the time for the statements they checked (15 out of 83).  Out of that 18%, only 8% of what they said was completely "true".  The other 10% was "mostly true."

60% of FOXNews comments were found to be either "mostly false," "false" or "outright lies" (50 out of 83).  The other 22% were rated "half true."

To compare, CNN was found to have been honest about 60% of the time while only having 18% of their comments found to be false.  MSNBC was found to have been honest about 31% of the time while 48% of their comments found untrue.

They all lie, one more than others, but they're all stretching the truth to support their owner's agendas.  And the problem with all the lies is that disharmony flourishes between both sides of the electorate while real potential solutions get lost in the subsequent less than circumspect quagmire.  People also get shot with real bullets.

World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA),   conducted a survey of American voters that shows that FOXNews viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources.

This study corroborates a previous PIPA study that focused on the Iraq war with similar results. And there was an NBC/Wall Street Journal poll that demonstrated the break with reality on the part of FOXNews viewers with regard to health care.

These are not isolated views.  The lack of veracity of their journalism has been corroborated time and time again by a variety of sources.  Here's Jon Stewart's clip 50 Lies in 60 Seconds, which I would be remiss not to include.  And I mean, come on.  Typically you don't become fodder and an easy target for a comedian unless you're doing something blatant.

Like, "Zimbabwe".

Naturally my conservative friends will dismiss this all as liberal drivel.  With facts obtained from a liberal source.  Certainly, they will say, any other source of information out there, no matter what or where it is, if it's not from FOXNews, Rush, Drudge or some other ultra conservative evangelical media, it must liberally biased propaganda.  That's part of their program, you know, constantly stating everything else out there is a lie. 

But another much more formidable obstacle to the truth, as pointed out by our brilliant PhD son-in-law, any individual would have in changing another person's opinion regarding their political ideals is called Selective Exposure.  Yeah, I know, I'm going to get all psycho babble on you now.  I hadn't heard the term before, so I had to do some research.  You know, find some facts.

Back in 1957, a psychologist named Leon Festinger wrote a book called "A Theory of Cognitive Dissonance."  In it he laid out a theory why human beings contort evidence to fit their beliefs rather than conform those beliefs to fit actual evidence.  He suggested that once a person settles on a core belief it seems to shape how they gather information.  As part of the process they are likely to try and avoid encountering information that challenges their belief.  Otherwise, cognitive dissonance might occur, and then they might want to bang their head against a wall or cut off a toe in order to ease the discomfort in their cranium.

Basically, when folks who hold a strong core belief (like the Bible for instance) are presented with evidence that works against that belief the new evidence has trouble being accepted.  You know, Darwin.  Science.  Stuff like that.  It creates an uncomfortable feeling, or cognitive dissonance.  And because it is so important to protect that core belief folks will rationalize, ignore or even deny anything that doesn't fit within its perimeters.   

Instead, they go looking for information that affirms their belief.  The technical term for this is selective exposure.  This means that folks selectively choose to be exposed to information that is compatible with their beliefs, and to avoid “inconvenient truths” that are not so compatible.  So, you know, their brain doesn't misfire and sputter.  And they feel uncomfortable.  You know, with truth and stuff.

So in this big truthiness feel good game, FOXNews imparts conservative misinformation.  And they attract conservative viewers that seek a station which imparts what ever, just as long as that whatever coincides with their beliefs.  They come into the relationship with FOXNews misinformed but also predisposed to become more so.  They're also inclined to be very confident about their nonfactual beliefs and they definitely have no problem imparting those nonfactual beliefs to others.

Vehemently at times.

This should not suggest that FOXNews isn’t guilty of actively misinforming viewers.  It is.  We've covered that.  Muslims, black lives matter, global warming, nit wits in Oregon taking over a bird sanctuary, the list is long.  But it takes two to tango.

PIPA did another study regarding misinformation in the 2010 election.  That study didn’t just show FOXNews viewers were more misinformed than viewers of other channels, it also showed that watching more FOXNews made believing in nine separate political misconceptions more likely.  And that was a unique phenomena, unlike any observed with the other news channels that were studied.

“With all of the other media outlets, the more exposed you were, the less likely you were to have misinformation,” explains PIPA’s director, political psychologist Steven Kull. “While with FOXNews, the more exposure you had, in most cases, the more misinformation you had.  And that would strongly suggest they were actually getting the misinformation from FOXNews.”

At the same time, it’s important to note that FOXNews viewers are also disinclined to watch any other news source.  FOXNews constantly keeps in their mind the idea that the rest of the media are “biased” against them.

Seriously, all of them?  That sure smacks of  "cultdom."  Ever hear of Jim Jones and the People's Temple?  Maybe it's time to drink something other than FOXNews koolaid.

According to Public Policy Polling’s annual TV News Trust Poll, 72% of conservatives say they trust FOXNews.  They also say they strongly distrust NBC, ABC, CBS and CNN.  In contrast, liberals and moderates trust all of these outlets more than they distrust them.

FOXNews ultimately is an enabler.  And deceiver.  It's co-dependent.  Besides promoting a foreign owner's ultra conservative right wing agenda, its existence gives conservatives an opportunity to exercise their biases. They get some truth, mostly lies.  They get it all by diving into the diabolical FOXNews misinformation stream.  There they can imbibe FOX-style koolaid which can then fuel more biased reasoning about politics, science, and anything else.  Backed mostly by nothing more than adjectives and verbs.  Maybe a couple of nouns.

There are certainly rabid liberal media sources out there too, but come on folks, it's not that hard to find the truth.  And I think it's imperative, if you love this country, to seek the truth at any cost.  Instead of just picking up a sensationalized rabid report from any conservative OR liberal media source, maybe seek out another opinion.  Or two.  I mean, last time I checked both Democrats and Republicans were still considered American.  Somewhere along the line I would hope we can find some common ground.

I mean, I'm pretty certain all my readership falls into the 99% economically.  I do have a couple friends who have done quite well financially, but let's explore some numbers just to humor me.  Again.

These numbers might not be entirely accurate, but they're gonna be close.  And for most of us, who cares?  We're no where even remotely close.  I garnered these numbers from a variety of online sources.  A few of them have been deemed reliable, but who really knows.  For sure.

Depending on your source, back in 2013 it took a net worth between 6 and 8 million to enter the magic 1% kingdom.  Out of that 1%, 99% are worth under 25 million.  They're just scratching the surface of the mega million itch. 

Which means, and I'm pretty sure of this, everyone I personally know falls into the original 99%.  Yeah, I have a couple millionaire friends, but I don't think their net million worth is above 6.  And I know for darned sure they ain't in that 1%1% club.  Otherwise I'm certain they would have taken me to lunch.  Probably more than once even.

So, unless you or your children are a musical or athletic prodigy, you are the next Picasso, you win the lottery or I write a best selling book, I think it's fairly safe to say all my readership falls within the 99% club.

So we have that in common. 

What about "crony capitalism", where big corporations (like Haliburton) get sweetheart deals from the government in exchange for lobbying and campaign contributions?   Nobody (except Cheney) should be in favor of that.

What about "Citizens United", which enables big corporations to act like a human being and contribute gobs of money to specific campaigns?  Can you say buy elections? 

What about the Trans Pacific Partnership?  Shouldn't that NOT happen for a hundred different reasons?

What about our veterans?  Shouldn't they be cared for better?

I have a feeling there's more common ground than conservatives and liberals might imagine if we can just get past the misinformation, half truths and bullshit.  This is our country folks and it used to be a democracy.  It's rapidly becoming an oligarchy. You can all see that, right?

Speaking of hype and horse shit, there certainly is a lot of both hovering about the 2016 presidential campaign.  And, as far as I'm concerned, there is only one candidate worth considering.  So let's address a political label which I am sure FOXNews is having a howling hey day with. 

"Democratic Socialism, which is actually the radical idea that those who create wealth should control it. If we had a truly democratic political system, the U.S. economy would work for ordinary people instead of just the greedy few who have rigged the game.

Those who advocate democratic socialism are not interested in creating a one-party centralized state. They simply believe that everyone deserves a real voice at every level of society.  

In the capitalist way of running our economy, the rich get richer while the rest of us get poorer. Because our vision of a deeply democratic society challenges corporate profits, the 1% tries to discredit democratic socialism by equating it with authoritarianism.  It's a weapon they can use over and over again to prevent any reforms to rein in corporate power.
Bernie Sanders challenges the "greed is good for everyone" mantra and isn't scared of being linked with the socialist label. That makes him extremely dangerous to those who prefer our economy to remain unbalanced and unequal." ~Maria Svart, National director of the Democratic Socialists of America.

Besides Trump, Bernie is the only presidential candidate without a super pack or corporate sponsorship.  And as opposed to Trump, he is the ONLY candidate that's making any kind of sense.

I don't care what political affiliation you have, you gotta admit whatever is going on in this country surely ain't working for the majority of folks.  Which is like 99% of the population I believe, including all of us.  We already did the math.  So really, if you think about it, even if you have ultra conservative beliefs, if you are not part of the 1% you're getting screwed too.  By Republican or Democrat.  It doesn't matter.  They're all bought.  Every single candidate with a Citizens United Super Pack corporate sponsorship owes somebody something.  Right? 

Except Bernie.  He's not bought by anybody except millions of fed up Americans.  And he has real ideas on real issues, not Trumped up fallacies and rudimentary rationale.

You may not have heard too much about Bernie on the television, he's not getting a lot of coverage.  It's no wonder.  Mainstream media, 90% of which is owned by just 6 corporations, a couple of which are heavy Hillary contributors, have all but blacked him out.  But his internet presence is huge, and he will be the one to bring out and capture the millennium vote.

"The American people must make a fundamental decision. Do we continue the 40-year decline of our middle class and the growing gap between the very rich and everyone else, or do we fight for a progressive economic agenda that creates jobs, raises wages, protects the environment and provides health care for all? Are we prepared to take on the enormous economic and political power of the billionaire class, or do we continue to slide into economic and political oligarchy? These are the most important questions of our time, and how we answer them will determine the future of our country.

Today, we live in the richest country in the history of the world, but that reality means little because much of that wealth is controlled by a tiny handful of individuals.  The issue of wealth and income inequality is the great moral issue of our time, it is the great economic issue of our time, and it is the great political issue of our time."~Bernie Sanders

If you aren't familiar with Bernie Sanders and his rational and reasonable position(s) on the urgent issues of our time, check out his website.  Try to trudge past that Democratic Socialist label and see where he really stands. 

And please, for the sake of our country, our children and grandchildren, seek the truth.  Find the facts before garnering an opinion.  Our freedom depends on it.



or liberals, it’s not exactly “breaking news” to find out that Fox News is mostly comprised of misinformation or flat-out lies. Anyone with even a shred of common sense can watch just a handful of their featured shows and see that the entire channel is nothing more than a propaganda mechanism for the Republican party.

Read more at: http://www.forwardprogressives.com/fact-checking-site-finds-fox-news-tells-truth-18-percent-time/ 


Friday, December 18, 2015

What's Not to Love about Lake Tahoe



I've been to Lake Tahoe a hundred times.  Probably more.  I mean, it is one of the most beautiful spots on the planet in my humble opinion, and it's right in our very own backyard.  So to speak.  Some of those times it has been merely a drive along, getting from here over to Hwy 395 in Nevada.  Sometimes it's been just a quick day trip since we're only a couple hours away from our locale here in the Sierra Nevada Foothills.

Many times it's been for a weekend, sometimes a week.  One time it was for a few months.  That's when a then girlfriend ran away from an abusive home into the shelter of my arms.  Only, you know, that shelter was only a few blocks from her abusive home.  That would have been a pretty easy find.

It was the late summer after my high school graduation, she had just turned a senior.  I was probably 18.  She was probably 17.  So besides a runaway situation we also had that statutory thing going for us.  We also had oodles of life experience to aid us with our decision making process.  But she had to get out.  It was bad.  To make a long story short, we concocted an overnight plan and lit out to Lake Tahoe.  What the hell.  Why not Tahoe?

I didn't have a job.  I didn't have a car.  And apparently I didn't have a brain in my head.  But I did have a few hundred graduation bucks in my pocket.  What the hell.  Why not Tahoe?  It sure sounded better than Modesto.  Or Topeka.

A good friend drove us up and we three camped out for a few days.  But he was gonna have to go home sometime and it also dawned on us cold and snow would be coming soon and we certainly could not live in a tent forever.  Or at least through winter.


We found a small studio cabin with a kitchenette in Kings Beach on the North Shore for like $95 week.  Yeah, really.  1972.  I left the girl there, returned with my buddy to the bay area and regrouped.  I found some more money in an old shoe box, gathered together some warmer clothes and another old friend drove me back up a week later.

The girl and I stayed at that little place another couple weeks, then we ran into an old high school chum who was actually working at a resort nearby.  One thing led to another and he ended up getting me a maintenance gig there.  I wasn't going to be making any cash, but we would be getting a studio cabin rent free in exchange for my labor.

The resort was located a few miles down the road in Tahoe Vista, also on the North Shore.  The big, main lodge was a throwback to old Tahoe, with acres of knotty pine adorning the walls throughout the first floor.  That floor was inhabited by the drunk manager and his pregnant wife.  Then there were three or four rooms for rent on the second floor and a special "Honeymoon Suite" on the third.  I eventually painted that honeymoon suite kitchen red and white.  Bright.  I thought it looked abhorrently gaudy, but the drunk manager's wife loved it.  She also loved clowns and unicorns.  What can I say?

Directly in back of the lodge was a row of six cabins, the last two of which were occupied by our bud and us.  On the other side of an oval asphalt drive with lawn and pines scattered throughout was another row of eight to ten cabins.  It was all very rustic and cool in 1972, but I think it's all been mowed down and replaced with newer units.  I mean, I think the originals were built in the 1940-1950's.

Even though we had our rent covered we still needed to eat.  The girl found a part time job as a hotel maid and then fortunately our bud and we ended up eating with the drunk manager and crazy pregnant wife about five nights a week.  It was entertaining as hell.

They were Southern California transplants who were related to either the owner or someone who knew the owner of the resort.  Or maybe they were cousins of somebody.  I don't remember.  They certainly had no experience nor should they have been managing a resort.  Hell, I could see that when I was eighteen.

But when they were asked, they said, "Sure. We know how to manage a hotel."

And because they were cousins, or knew somebody that might have been related to somebody remotely connected to the owner of the resort, they got the job.  I think she had some book keeping experience.  No decorating experience, but she could add.  And he had some charisma, which was rapidly dissipating during our time together.   Book keeping and dissipating charisma, that's all anyone needs to run a resort, right?

They were also lonely.  So the three of us would end up down at the lodge for cocktails and chili dogs quite often.   

Dude, the drunk manager, was a first rate absolute alcoholic.  He was a really nice guy, but he started drinking cheap scotch whiskey around five every MORNING.  And let me tell ya, from much later personal experience, when you start drinking that early in the day you can be pretty fucked up come sun down.

So there he'd be, our evening entertainment, passing out in his recliner, lit cigarette in between his index and middle fingers.  When the hot box would finally touch his skin he'd jump and say stuff like, "Who did it honey?"

Or, "Which way's up?"

Then he'd pass back out.  There was also the time we had an electrical problem in one of the cabins.  It was a pretty straight forward and simple fix, but ol' drunk dude at eight in the morning insisted on trying to make the hot connection with a screw driver himself.  As screwed up as he was.  And he kept on shocking himself.  Time and time again.  He must have shocked himself twenty times before finally relenting to my assertions that I would be happy to do it.

As a matter of fact, I'd be much happier making that fifteen second connection than peel him off the floor once his heart got the absolute last little tickle it could take.

I'd go grocery shopping with him once in a while in the resort's 1964 Mercedes sedan at 9:00 in the morning.  He'd be pretty much shit faced by that time and driving drunk on icy roads.  Not really paying much attention to anything, like the completely stone cold sober guy next to him that would have driven if he let him.  But denial is a real big deal, especially when you're a fifth in.  

One thing led to another and the whole Tahoe play house fantasy blew chow.  My bud got in a verbal altercation with drunk dude and lost his job.  So I got promoted, and then within a few weeks the girl and I started to fizzle.  I mean, we were kids, playing house, a long way from home.

She moved in with an older sister and eventually started riding Harley's.  And liking other girls.  What the hell.  No wonder we fizzled.

I returned to San Jose and eventually rekindled the relationship with the love of my life who had recently returned from a three year sojourn on a high New Mexican desert.  The rest is salacious history.

I had actually been to Tahoe quite a few times before that little sojourn.  Another memorable time we went up to visit an old partner of Dear Old Dad's that had recently retired up there.  He and his wife bought a small place in Kings Beach with a big picture window over looking the beautiful lake, circa 1962.

Charlie took us shore fishing one of the days.  As per my customary luck, I caught nothing.  But I don't think anyone else did either.  We might have even taken a boat ride and tried for the elusive Mackinaw on that excursion, but my memory can't be certain.  I do know for certain that no Mackinaw was caught.  Never has been when I've been on the boat.  Hell, except for pictures I'm not sure they even exist.

Mackinaw, by the way, is another name for a Lake Trout, which is actually a freshwater Char.  They typically inhabit colder lakes in North America.  Keep in mind this has nothing to do with Cher, the entertainer, who probably doesn't like to swim in cold lakes at all.  Other names for Lake Trout include Touladi, Togue and Grey Trout.  It is prized as both a game and food fish.  I'll betcha ya didn't know all that, especially the part about Cher.

The one thing I am certain of on that trip was that I was introduced to Baklava.  One night, after a fantabulous buffet dinner at one of the then bustling North Shore casinos, I stumbled upon that sumptuous Greek treat for dessert.  And DOD's old partner Charlie also stumbled upon it.  I think we bonded big time after scarfing down a half dozen or so each of that tasty little rich tidbit.  He'd keep sending this eight year old kid to fetch a couple more Baklava's.   And I happily complied.  It was the first time I had an adult ally, with a twinkle in his eye, in my quest for the ultimate sugar land high.  It was majestic overindulgence.

Then there was the three year running summer vacation to Meeks Bay with DOD, his 2nd wife and my lovely blond step sister who also happens to be my same age.  Actually, she's a few months OLDER than me, a fact which I am constantly reminding her of.

Back in the early 1970's Meeks Bay on Tahoe's West Shore had a huge campground as well as a few cabins.  It was still very laid back and rustic.  It is substantially more built up today, with most of the campground replaced with all kinds of money making improvements and rental units.  The campground went the way of the orchards of the Santa Clara Valley.  I think you can pitch about twenty tents now.  Back then you could pitch a hundred.  Anyway, the first two years we camped, the last year we stayed in one of the cabins.


Besides a large sandy white beach and pine studded campground, Meeks Bay also boasted a recreation type building.  There were a couple pin ball machines, a ping pong table, a juke box and other activities designed to occupy adolescent minds, young or old.  It was an evening hangout for kids of all ages, and teenagers many times hooked up there and then disappeared into the night.

One evening on our way over to the rec building my sister informed me she had met a couple guys that day that we were going to hook up with.  We hung around for about ten minutes before two guys our age approached us.  Initially they were a little dismayed, thinking I was my sister's date.  But once they learned I was merely a brother their mood lightened considerably.

Turns out my lovely sister had wandered into an almost unbelievable situation.  One of the guys, another blond, his father was a Beverly Hills banker.  The guy owned the bank.  He also had inherited a huge, old style Tahoe manse from his father which sat right on the point of Meeks Bay.  Right on the lake.

They also owned a couple ski boats, one of which was almost always in the boy's hands.  The remainder of our stay that year was spectacular.  I learned how to water ski and my sister had a summer fling.  What the hell.

The next year the boys were also at the lake when we were.  The previous year I had bonded more with the friend of the banker's son, probably because he was the one who wasn't making out with my sister all the time.  Turns out we had both discovered alcohol over the winter.  I think we were fifteen.

Since the old style manse was not winterized, the banker and his family would spend weeks at a time there during the summer months.  During this time they hosted many friends and relatives in the big, ten bedroom house.  And the butler's pantry had about as much alcohol in it as any local bar would.  Whatever you wanted, it was there.  At least a hundred bottles.

Even though there was a ton of booze, we still wanted to be discreet.  We made up a couple bottles of suicides a couple nights in a row.  What is a suicide?  Well, that's when two fifteen year old boys find a bottle of alcohol about one third to one half full.  Then they proceed to fill that bottle up with bits and pieces of same colored alcohol until the subject bottle is full.  Gin. Vodka. Tequila.  Rum.

Yum.

It was especially effective when  the fire water was swallowed straight out of the bottle.  Little did we know that if we just added a splash of cola and ice we'd have my old drunch lunch favorite, a Long Island Tea.

Ah, sweet ignorant youth.

The first night it was just him and me, getting hammered on the beach, talking baseball and philosophizing as well as any inebriated teenager might.  The second night we got lucky.  We had met a couple dollies from Reno that day on the beach.  Made a date that night.  Passed the fire water around in a circle and then couples disappeared into the pines.  I don't know about Steve, but I got to play baseball that night, sliding rather easily into second base thanks to the fire water.

Ah, sweet innocent youth.

The third year when we stayed in the cabins the boys from Beverly Hills were not present.  Dang, we were on our own.  No water skiing.  No suicides.  It was still a good stay though.  By that time I had started smoking pot and an acquaintance I knew from working at the Red Barn hamburger joint in San Jose happened to be camping there.  Chicken Man was flying on acid most of the time, but he had also traveled to the campground with an African American pot smoking fiend.  Who was also a little bit crazy.

Back then most of the weed we got here in the states had to be cleaned of seeds and stems.  And this crazy stoned out dude claimed you could fry the pot seeds in a pan with butter and they would pop into a little  kernel just like popcorn.  So there we were, several stoned out pot naivete's, intently watched this crazy black dude with a big hat try to pop some pot seeds.

"The lil kernels are green," he said, "Just like the seeds."

As he took another hit of reefer madness.

After we moved to the Sierra Nevada Foothills my lovely wife and I would always try to get up to the lake a couple times a year.  Many times we'd go the casino route, staying at either Harrah's or Caesar's at South Shore.  Which is way more Vegas than North Shore.


Those hotels were always great venues to catch a show.  Willie Nelson.  Crystal Gayle.  Linda Rondstadt.  Glen Campbell.  Peter Allen.  A host of others.  A simple $20.00 tip would get you in the front row, three feet away from the artist. 

Then there was the time we caught Jimmy Buffet's solo Margaritaville tour.  It was the dead of winter.  I remember this because I had to chain on/chain off our non four wheel drive Volvo sedan about a dozen times en route.  What was normally a two hour drive took six.  No wonder I started drinking cocktails early the next morning.  Or, maybe I just never stopped from the night before.

Either way, and it doesn't really matter, I got completely obliterated on Margaritas during Jimmy's show.  Nothing like tequila to open the door to the magic kingdom of besotted madness.  Somehow my lovely wife and I ended up in an offshoot lounge with a bad comedian.  Why do I say bad?  Cause I made his show.

When he asked the audience where they were from, out of the chorus of standards like "Topeka", "Des Moines" and "Modesto", my shout of  "Zimbabwe" apparently stood out.  It also got a pretty good laugh from the audience. 

With that comment Mr. Bad Comedian (BC) decided to hone in on little ole shit house howdy more than FUBAR me.

"Zimbabwe huh?" he inquired, "What part?"

He thought he had me.  The audience laughed.

"The northern part," I slovenly responded.

The audience howled.

My memory escapes me after that.  But apparently, not to be out done by a completely sloshed audience member, Mr. BC mercilessly tore into me for the rest of his unimaginative show.

Who cares?  I was drunk.  Don't remember a thing.  I had my six seconds in the spot light.  I was good with that.

We went up to the lake quite a few times when the kids were little too.  We even brought them along once in a while.  One time we were staying in a small cabin on the North Shore and I decided to let my lovely wife sleep in and took the kids to breakfast at one of the casinos.

I have very fond childhood memories of dining and playing Keno with Dear old Dad during meals, breakfast in particular, when we were at a casino.  It was the only time we kids were allowed inside, when we were going to and from one of the restaurants.  I think I had my first "Roy Rodgers" cocktail at the old Harold's Club in Reno.

I also saw the the movie "Johnnie Tremain" about six thousand times while hanging out in the children's lounge at the casino.  Dear old Dad liked Reno.  He liked Tahoe too.  Some of his ashes are scattered at both locations.  Harrah's too.

Did I just say that?

I decided I wanted to share this gaming fun with my four and six year old kids, so in addition to pancakes we played a little Keno.  More specifically six spots.  And I'll be go to hell if we didn't win a $1,495 six spot.  Everybody got a little something special on that trip.  'Cept me.  I think I paid some bills, like the trip to the lake.

I'm not much of a gambler, I've played some Blackjack, some Craps.  Keno.  Won a little.  Lost a little.  Nothing much.  There were also a couple of times I played Baccarat.

The first time I learned and played the game I had gone up with a bunch of poker playing buddies to South Shore for a private tournament.   We played monthly locally, but then every year about fourteen to sixteen of them would make a trek to Tahoe.  There they'd rent a casino hotel suite and play poker with each other in the suite all night.  Not venturing out, at all.  Seemed a little weird, but what the hell.

I mean, why go to Tahoe if you're not going to do anything Tahoe?  If you want fresh air why not just go to Jim's and put two picnic tables together in his backyard?   It's a lot closer.  Cheaper too.

Anyway, it was our first year playing with these guys, so four of us newbies headed up together for the clambake.  It was the mid-eighties, a lot of alcohol was involved.  There was also a powdered energy elixir usually formulated in South America involved.  That concoction allowed folks like me to party and drink forever.  We arrived at the hotel early, got our rooms and then wandered around the casino.

I wandered around and around and eventually found a pretty girl all by herself behind a Baccarat table.  I put some money down and she taught me the game.  It was an expensive lesson, I dropped about three hundred bucks toot sweet.  But I knew I was going to win.  Somehow.  So I borrowed a hundred bucks each from a couple of my traveling compadres and kept playing. 

After a couple hours I eventually paid my buddies back and put an additional $500 in my pocket.  I also tipped the dealer a couple hundred bucks.  What the hell.  She was a single mom, her kid needed a bike and she had a pretty smile.

Editor note: This was during what I call the "lost" years, when I was strolling about the galaxy inebriated, separated and single.  There's actually a book about this period of life called "Late Night Letters to the Moon".  There's a link around here somewhere if you're interested in purchasing that critically acclaimed not yet a best seller. 

After playing for hours, one of my poker buddies finally coerced me out of my Baccarat Bacchanalia and convinced me to come upstairs and play poker.  It was, after all, the reason we were there.

I did come up to the suite and I did play poker for a few hours, but it was all completely weird and different.  It was different because I was then playing for nickels, dimes and quarters instead of $5, $10, and $25.  Trust me, it's not quite as exciting.

It was weird because when I got up to the suite around 10:00PM half the guys were walking around in their underwear.  I guess it was late summer.  And it was warm.  But not underwear warm.  With a bunch of guys.  Who weren't gay.  I think.  And trust me,  playing poker with a bunch of sweaty guys in their underwear was not nearly as pleasant as playing baccarat with a lovely girl who had a beautiful smile.  Especially when you're single.  And not gay.  There is simply not enough alcohol on the planet to make that experience better than the other. 

Another time I went up with my best bud and his ex wife.  They were over from the coast visiting during those same "lost" years and we decided to mosey over to the Lake.  What the hell.  The lake was close and we were beautiful.  I also had this feeling I was going to win if I played baccarat.

With my bud's gorgeous wife on my arm, I sat down at a table.  Once I was rolling I kept handing her chips with the implicit instructions not to give any of them back to me to play.  About a grand later the trip was paid for as was the Peruvian marching powder purchase we made earlier that afternoon.  It was still the 80's.  I was still lost.  What can I say?

I've never really played much baccarat other than those two times. While under the unfettered influence of alcohol and other nefarious schemes.  Go figure.  If that's the cosmic combination that allows me to win at that game of chance then I'm probably not gonna be playing it again.  I left those two neuron harassing dalliances of destruction behind a long time ago. 

There have also been a number of larger family gatherings at the lake where we'd rent a condo or house for a weekend to a week.  Fill it up with all sorts of crazy family members.  Chaos and pandemonium at one of the loveliest spots on earth.  Many, many birthdays and an extra special 60th anniversary for my wonderful in-laws have been celebrated there.  It's always been a go to place, for my lovely wife's family as well as mine.

Turns out her family vacationed there often during her youth as well.  Another thing we have in common.  Like being born in the same hospital, a couple months apart.  She's older, of course.  Beautiful, but two months older.  A fact I bring up from time to time.  Like when I want to sleep on the sofa.

Before I amble right on by and forget to mention it, there are quite a number of ski resorts offering world class snow skiing and boarding all around the lake.  The snow capped mountain views from the top of any of the lifts, especially Heavenly Valley, are unparalleled in the dead of winter.


I have been to the top once or twice, although I've never been much a snow skier.  I did ski for a few years back in my 20's until I blew my left knee out.  I never became more than an intermediate, at best, but did have a lot of fun for the most part.

There was this time I went up with an avid rabid expert who kind of left me alone for most of the morning on my "barely better than bunny slope"  traipses down the mountainside.  At least that's what he called them.  They were decent intermediate runs.  I was zooming and jibbooming and shushing quite fine, comfortably challenging myself and pretty much staying on my skis.  And off my ass.

But then he kind of challenged me during lunch, where he had a peanut butter and banana sandwich.  With milk.

I had three beers.

 "All righty then, bonsai buckaroo, " I confidently responded, slamming my third empty beer on the table.   "Lead on."

So we took the lift all the way to the top.  Actually I think we went beyond the top, into uncharted territory as far as I'm concerned.  A left could have taken me on a much safer route.  A sinister Gollum on steroids led right.

"This way master, er moron," he hissed.

We turned right and he led me around a few trees.  The slope was very light and gradual.

Then he jabbed his poles in the snow and shouted, "See ya below," he disappeared over a precipice.

I slowed to a stall.  The view beyond where he had just disappeared was unbelievable.  Unfathomable.  It filled my heart with rapture and my spirit with awe.  In the distance was that beautiful, pristine, deep, blue, oval lake ringed by snow capped peaks.  The view went on forever.  It was post card and fairy tale perfect. 

But when I got to the edge, and I mean edge, I looked down, and I mean straight down an incredibly imposing slope.  Er, cliff.  That view filled my heart with despair and my spirit with "Holy Shit".

I exclaimed.

Fortunately, there were all these little humps or hills on the slope that good skiers called "moguls".  They went all the way down, about fifty thousand of them.  A good skier would use them for fun, jumping and flying over them as they sashayed down the slope.

An intermediate skier, like me, would call the moguls small, life saving platforms or ledges, which could slow their descent and where maybe they could stop and rest for a while.  Possibly even bivouac over night, if necessary. 

I might, and should have turned around then, but we'd already traveled slightly downhill a few hundred yards to get to this point.  So that would have meant taking off my skis and trudging in ski boots up hill.

"Oh bother," I said to myself. "What the hell."

I have found that every once in a while when I utter that phrase, "What the Hell", I get into something that ends up being just a little bit more than I had bargained for.  Or a lot more than I could have even conceived being possible.  This would be one of those times.

With gusto I launched, sideways, over hump and dale.  And I pretty much fell at every hump and dale.  They were spaced like ten feet apart, so, you know, I fell a lot.  And that was just going one diagonal way.  I hadn't yet turned to go back to the other side of the run.  I had traveled about three hundred feet.  I had gone down hill about fifteen.

Somewhere along the line, like probably at this point in the juncture, I figured out it would be easier if I took the skis off.  I mean, I was pretty much on my ass most of the time anyway, why have them as a hindrance?

And that's the way I went down the fourteen mile slope.  From side to side.  On my ass.  It took about an hour.  My companion, on the bottom of the hill, was laughing his ass off.

I never went skiing with him again.

One of the most memorable road trips up there occurred when I was around twenty years of age.  It wasn't actually to Lake Tahoe, but to Fallen Leaf Lake, which is about five miles west of Tahoe.  The paved access road is near Camp Richardson on the Southwest shore.


It was an intrepid trip, logistically speaking.  It also contains some of the most magical scenic moments of my life.

It started in San Jose innocently enough.  My lovely fiance's roommate kind of got sweet on a friend who had recently taken a winter care-taking position at the pretty much deserted for winter Stanford Sierra Camp, which is located at the south end of Fallen Leaf Lake.  So we decided to take a weekend road trip so she could see him.

That was her motivation.  A road trip anywhere with amigos to see an amigo was good enough for me.  So we packed up Edith and hit the road.

Edith?  My orange VW bug.  So named because I have no idea why.

Packed up?  My lovely fiance's roomy, my dog Sid, our mutual friend Miguel, who is also featured in "Late Night Letters to the Moon" and his guitar.  The first leg of the trip to Sacramento, the half way point, was uneventful.  In Sacramento things got a little crowded.  There we picked up my lovely fiance and her twin sister.  They had been visiting their grandparents.

What the hell.  We were young.  So what's the deal with five humans, a dog and a guitar all fitting into a VW bug for a two hour road trip?  I know, today we'd need a mini van at least, or maybe a bus, but back then we were young.  And a lot thinner.

As per instructions from our Bud, we called from Meyers, which is a teeny weeny little hitching post near South Lake Tahoe.  He told us to drive to the Camp Richardson stable parking lot.  He'd meet us there.

We arrived at the parking lot a little ahead of schedule.  We all got out of our cramped quarters and stretched a bit under the clear, full moon lit night.  It had been snowing recently, there was a good snow pack on the ground and the trees were littered with the crispy white stuff.  It was also in the brisk high 20's at the time, about 10:00 PM.

Our bud soon arrived on a snow mobile with a trailer attached.  The three girls and most of the luggage climbed aboard.  Miguel, Sid, the guitar and myself stayed behind.  Oh yeah, a couple cases of Budweiser also stayed behind.

We made the most of the forty-five minute wait as they motor skied the five miles in and then our bud motored back out.  Miguel and I drank beer, sang a few songs and drank more beer.  By the way, Miguel is not even remotely Spanish.  That's a pseudonym.  I think Miguel is Scottish.  You know, from France.

When he arrived, we climbed aboard and were off on what would become one of the most awesome scenic adventures ever.  My lovely wife has the same memory of her snow mobile trip in as I do of mine.  It was spectacular.  It was a stunning five mile ride through snow covered meadows and frosted pine forest; white, leafless Aspen's shimmering in the magic full moon light.  A picture perfect Norman Rockwell epic excursion to grandmother's house.  Only, you know, the house we were going to was full of derelicts, hot dogs, pretzels, and beer.

Once at the camp we hung out, drank beer and tried a little fishing the next day.  If you read my blog post Gone Fishin you know how that turned out.  Then we drank some more beer and had to walk the five miles back out the following day because the snow had melted too much for the snowmobile to slide.  We'd either have to walk or wait until night for the snow to harden.

The trip out was not nearly as fun as the trip in.  Epic?  Yes.  Fun?  No.  None of the girls had brought any sort of snow gear.  What were they thinking?  So they borrowed boots from the guys there that were five sizes too big and we all hiked out.  Well, they sort of trudged.  Complained and trudged.

Miguel and I ended up carrying a lot of luggage.  Like all of it.  And Miguel had his guitar.  Fortunately the dog didn't bring a suitcase and didn't need to borrow any boots.  He did just fine. 

After that trek we all amazingly found the comfort of the VW rather appealing.  Warm and appealing.  We dropped the twins off in Sacramento where their Grandmother could nurse the seventeen blisters both of them had on their feet.  Miguel and I bought two six packs of Budweiser to get us home.

I made one other memorable trip in Edith.  Another old chum and I went on a road trip to see some buds who had moved to New Mexico.  The main and almost only thing I remember about that rather uneventful road trip was the first night.

We were camping at Lake Havasu City.  Down south on the Arizona and California border. You know, the place where the London Bridge is located.  That place, you know, in the middle of a desert that you would most expect to find a bridge from London.  Apparently that town has had quite a renaissance around that bridge.  Back in the early 70's there was this bridge from London in a desert in the middle of nowhere.  Now it's like a big deal.

It was hot there.  Real hot.  How do I know?  Cause my bud and I couldn't get to sleep.  We were laying on top of our sleeping bags at midnight, sweating.  It was still 102 degrees.  We felt like pizzas.  In a BIG oven.  So we went swimming. 

If you've never been to Lake Tahoe you simply must go.  Especially if you live in Northern California.  You have no excuse.  And you really need to experience it's utterly unfathomable beauty when snow covered in the dead of winter as well as it's high sierra rustic charm in the middle of summer.  Where it is usually cooler than the middle of the state, yet also closer to the sun because of it's altitude.  So wear sunscreen.

After visiting this breathtakingly beautiful spot for so many years and so many seasons we have found our favorite time to visit is autumn.  In between the high season summer and winter months.  There are usually less expensive hotel rates and we find the fall scenery spectacular.

We were actually up there a couple months ago.  We were going to go up there last year in October to see the Psychedelic Furs but my pesky appendix got in the way and perforated on me.  Damn failing body parts.

But we did get up there this year.  Found a great deal, pay for two nights and get a third for free.  My kind of travel deal.  Studio place with a kitchen at South Shore.  Perfect.

Which brings me to another point.  There are certain shades of ambiance about the lake that newcomers should be aware of.  First of all, the California Nevada border goes through the middle of the lake, more or less.  So two states straddle it.

Back in the days before Indian gaming took a foot hold here in CA, Lake Tahoe was a go to place to gamble.  Scenic and sizzling.  How can you go wrong?

Back in the day there were three or four casinos on the North Shore, the most famous being the Cal-Neva Club, in which Frank Sinatra boasted part ownership for a while.  But South Shore has always had the largest play houses, still does.  So if you're looking for scenery and action, head to south shore.  If you just want scenery and laid back type ambiance, then try out the North or West shores.  There's not a hell of a lot of anything but granite on the East Shore, although for a while the "Ponderosa" of  "Bonanza" TV days was a fun amusement place to visit with the kids.  I think it's closed for business now.

We didn't really care what shore we were staying at this time, we just followed the deal.  We can find fun anywhere around the lake.  We did want to re-trace our Fallen Leaf route for this post though so actually South Shore made the best sense.

Here's a travel tip I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH.  Even if you're tired after your travel, maybe even a little bit grumpy, be as friendly as possible without getting arrested for indecent exposure with the person that is checking you in.  Maybe ask about their day.  Ask about the area.  Get some dining recommendations.  Inquire about THEIR town.  Ask their personal opinion about things.  I can't tell you how many times we've received complimentary upgrades by doing this.

On this particular trip, after a few minutes of engaging conversation with our host, my lovely wife inquired, "Does the room have a lake view?"

I could see from the map he was preparing quite the opposite would be true.  We would be having a highway view.  With ambient traffic sound no doubt.  Hey, that's why it was a deal and a steal.

"Well, no, it doesn't," our host responded.

"Do you have anything that does?" my doe eyed lovely wife innocently inquired.

"Let me see what I can do," our host responded.

Magic words.  A couple minutes later we did not have a lake view but we were checking into a 3/2 condominium with a garden view.  A football field away from the highway.  No extra charge.

ALWAYS CHAT UP YOUR CHECK-IN PERSON!

Prior to check-in we did a little shopping at South Shore's TJ Maxx.  Yes, South Shore has a TJ Maxx, if that excites you.  It's a discount home goods store that sells clothes and home goods at a great price.  I guess.  I don't do a lot of shopping.  My lovely wife does though.  If it were up to me I would be wearing what I wore when I was fifteen, Levi's and a T-shirt, all the time.  Maybe a sweater when it gets cold.  But thanks to my lovely wife I have a couple of shirts now too.

If it were up to her she would clothe the world.  She would be very good at it too.  Cat class, cat style.

I discovered something this time while I was doing the male shopping shuffle.  Other guys do it too!  That's where guys who have gone to the store with their wife end up aimlessly shuffle around.  They usually feign interest with her for four or five minutes, but once they realize she's launched into a full scale discount assault I think they find the need to shuffle for cover.  I do.  Besides that, I think there's too much gee to gaw at.

I shuffle here and look at stuff, I shuffle there and look at stuff.  I usually end up shuffling to the sock section.  I understand socks.  There's a lot of unbelievable crap out there for sale, an ocean of notions.  That nobody really needs. 

It all becomes rather overwhelming to me.  This.  That.  Those other things.  What on earth is all this crap?  Why on earth is there all this crap?  Who on earth buys all this crap?

About this time in the shuffle I usually end up running into my lovely wife.  Whose cart is full of crap.

Oh crap.

And then the realization hits me that I would probably be sitting in the living room on a lawn chair in Levi's and a T- shirt if not for my lovely wife.  Watching a transistor radio.

At least now I have a sweater.  A couple shirts.  A TV.  Pictures on the wall.  And my lovely wife is always gloriously and appropriately attired. 

Our trip to Tahoe this year was usual.  There had been recent snow so the scenery was just a little more spectacular than normal.  The high mountain air was fresh and crisp.  We balanced adventure and romance, fine dining and fire side picnics.  It was usual, and lovely, as always.

We retraced our route to Fallen Leaf Lake.  It had been almost forty years.  We drove the car this time cause there wasn't seven feet of snow on the road yet.  It's also grown quite a bit.  Back in the 70's there were maybe twenty houses in there besides the camp.  Now there's at least twice that many.

Most of the houses are summer only, though it looked like a dozen or so hardy souls wintered over.  They'd have to be prepared to get snowed in for a while I would imagine.  Otherwise it would be a long walk to the highway, trust me, I know!

A couple of rather handsome coyotes crossed the road about twenty in front of us as we approached the lake.  I say handsome because they were both sporting a lush, full, thick coat of fur.  Unlike the mangy ones we see around here.  At first I thought they were wolves, but they had that customary coyote skulk and sneaky look about their gait.  Apparently the cool, crisp high mountain air is more conducive for fancy fur growth than lower elevation temperatures.

We also took a sixty-five mile round trip road trip south through Meyers, then SE through the Hope Valley and then winding back up North, eventually landing at Genoa, Nevada's oldest settlement, established 1851.

The road trip itself was gorgeous.  Snow capped granite peaks and mountain meadows.  There's nothing more beautiful to me than an effervescently green high sierra mountain meadow, ringed by majestic pine and shimmering aspen trees.  If I could choose a place to leave this planet it would be in one of those.

Genoa itself was a vintage meh.  There's a bar and restaurant and a couple B & B's.  Other than a couple architectural photo ops we weren't terribly impressed.  But we have now been to Nevada's oldest settlement.  So we can cross that off our bucket list.

I think we casually dined that night, then wandered around Harrah's.  Most of the gambling crowd seemed younger.  Maybe all the old chronic gamblers are staying close to home these days and hitting the Indian casinos instead.  I mean, if you live in a mobile home in Oroville it'd be a heck of a lot cheaper to go to one of the three Indian Casinos next door than to travel all the way to Tahoe.  That way they can lose more money locally.

How do you compliment a woman from Oroville?

Nice tooth.

My lovely wife tossed a few quarters in a dollar machine.  Or vice versa.  Either way.  Somehow she won a hundred bucks.  I say somehow because we didn't understand how, who, where or what line she won on.  It was a mystery until the machine started spewing out nothing.

Yeah, nothing.  Gone are the days of carrying around a big cup of change.  The machine spits out a receipt now if you've actually got a credit and you take that to the cashier.  Makes more sense I guess, but coinage spilling out onto the carpet always created such an exciting mess.

There's no more Keno either.  Both Harrah's Keno lounges have been converted to sports betting.  I have always enjoyed playing a ticket or two in tribute to DOD.  There goes the end of an era.

Plus there's a plethora of cards games now nobody's ever heard of.  Three and crazy four card card poker, Pai Gow, Ma Jong, Egg Fu Yung.  It's turning into a Chinese buffet.  Where will it end?

It didn't matter, I wasn't going to play anything anyway.  I enjoy the crazy, manic energy in the room.  Most all the tables were full of wild-eyed testosterone and estrogen filled youngsters, catching a buzz and maxing out their credit cards on exciting games of chance.  That they were more than likely going to lose.  But what the hell, right?

Lake Tahoe was first discovered by John C Fremont in 1844.  He caught sight of the lake while making his way west, marking Tahoe as a crossing-over point in the Sierras for explorers and settlers.  He had no idea it would eventually become a mecca.

When silver was struck in nearby Virginia City in the 1860's, a vibrant lumber community sprang up along the shores and mountains surrounding Lake Tahoe.  As transportation to and from the lake improved, the first car to survive the pass was in 1905, some intrepid adventurers and a few rich folks began to wind their way into the basin.

Many incredible mansions and homes have been built along the lake's shores, such as our banker buddy's at Meeks Bay.  Then there's Howard Hughes, Larry Ellison and a host of other celebs that own homes there.  And then there's old money places such as Vikingsholm, Tahoe's hidden castle, which is located on the shores of Emerald Bay.


Whether you're going for Lake Tahoe history, and there is quite a bit, the excitement of losing money, beautiful scenery, fine dining, fantastic winter or summer outdoor recreation or a simple romantic getaway, Lake Tahoe fits all those bills.  Folks like us that have been many times keep going back.  Does that tell you anything?

Now granted, if we lived in Mississippi, we probably would not have gone to Lake Tahoe as many times as we have.  But if you live in Mississippi, and you do get to Northern California, then you owe it to yourself to visit this incredibly scenic location.  And if you live in Northern California and have never been you have no excuse.  You simply must go.  You will not be disappointed.