Thursday, July 23, 2020

Gum Karma

You know you're Gettin Old when you start getting solicitations from the Trident Society, offering cremation, "the sensible choice", in the mail.  During a pandemic no less. 

I recollected to my lovely wife the other day a week or so ago that I have not stepped in any gum for quite a while, probably ever since I started practicing good gum karma.

What is good gum karma?  Not spitting it out any place where it might easily get stepped on.  Parking lots and sidewalks come to mind.  Theater floors aren't really good either.  Nor is your toilet seat.

The freeway or a highway are good places.  I mean, if someone is out there running around in the middle of the freeway gum will be the least of their concerns.  Hell, if enough people started tossing out their gum on the highways here in California it might help fill some of the potholes in the asphalt.

So just what is that nifty contraption I mentioned in my last post?

  Here's a sneak picture:

Anyone that has some experience with processing cannabis will have an idea of what's going on.  Or not.  No one's ever seen this thing.  Yeah howdy holy shit it's a motorized scissor cleaner!

If you've never trimmed or processed cannabis you won't understand, but if you have, hold on.  We hope to be on the market within six months.  Yeah, even in the middle of a pandemic.

We figure a couple things are certain.  Folks are going to want their diversions while being locked down, and cannabis is a pretty good diversion.  To get those pretty manicured flowers it takes a bit of scissor work, and that work typically gums up scissors something awful.  Enter the De-resinator, the very first automatic scissor cleaner.

I'm not going to go into the full sales schpiel here, but there's nothing on the market anywhere near this thing and we're pretty confident the demand will be strong.  Dirty scissors currently involve a messy and time consuming procedure to clean.  Our machine will do it in seconds.

That means the grower and processor can get more weed out to you in a more expeditious manner.  Your welcome.